I Have to Say Weird Stuff or I'll Die Frog Coffee Tee
XS / Deep Heather
$19.69
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This lightweight tee pairs deadpan humor with cozy everyday wear. A small frog grips a steaming coffee cup beneath the caption “I have to say weird stuff or I’ll die,” delivering a wink of relatable angst for anyone who uses jokes to navigate life. The soft cotton fabric and classic crew neck keep it easy to throw on for morning coffee runs, late-night study sessions, or casual gatherings. It sits comfortably under a jacket or worn alone, letting the quirky graphic do the talking while you stay comfortable all day. The understated design reads like a private joke between friends — a low-key rebellion for introverts, writers, creatives, and night-owl philosophers who find solace in a hot cup and a sharp one-liner.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable, soft feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with side seams and ribbed knit collar for shape and structure
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for durability and comfort
- Prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant graphics on body and sleeves
- REACH certified; manufactured under humane, sustainable practices
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
I Have to Say Weird Stuff or I'll Die Frog Coffee Tee
$19.69
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable, soft feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with side seams and ribbed knit collar for shape and structure
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for durability and comfort
- Prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant graphics on body and sleeves
- REACH certified; manufactured under humane, sustainable practices
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean